let's be friends. shall we?

I hate being this thin.

I don’t have the patience for the one kid I have, and yet I want about three more.

I usually only paint my toenails black, or bubblegum pink.

I don’t always wear a bra.

I can cook, but prefer not to.

It makes me happy to open a fresh can of paint.

I’ve fallen asleep in the bath, more than once.

My grandparents raised me.

I delivered my son so fast, the doctor almost didn’t make it in time.

My name means “worthy of love”.

I’ve been with the man I’m now married to for 11 years. I’m 26. Do the math. ;)

I was afraid of dogs until I got my first one at age 19. RIP Max.

I absolutely loved labor and delivery. No joke, I would experience it every day if I could.

I didn’t get my drivers license until I was 18.

I’ve lived in 5 different cities in 8 years.

If I had three wishes, one of them would be to sleep in every day for the rest of my life.

There are times I wish I could do about nine loads of laundry at once.

My boobs may be fake, but my personality isn’t, so don’t judge me.
(we'll leave this one to the imagination. hehehe.)

I look terrible as a blonde.

The only thing I’ve learned from my mother is to be nothing like her.

My son was born 9 months to the day after my niece was born.

I’d rather repaint a room than clean it.

I fold a fitted sheet, perfectly.

The only time I iron is when stitch witchery is involved.

Sometimes, when I want to soak in a hot bath but Jack is being needy, I put him in the bath with me.

I’m still not sure what I want to be when I grow up. …I take that back. I still want to be a Victoria’s Secret supermodel.

I have very few girlfriends but can count on the ones I do have.

I hate anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping in, sex, or bacon.

I truly believe I have angels in my life.

I like buffalo dip and football, just as much as I like pedicures and ruffled anything.

I hate my laugh.

I have a tattoo on each foot and want more.

I could enjoy ranch dressing on almost everything.

I may be a married, mother, who is closer to 30 than 20 but I still wear cotton candy scented body lotion.

 

I’m pretty good at singing, and do so, loudly.

I get my “neat freak/everything has to be a certain way” problem, from my dad.

I dream of having a little girl with curly hair, wearing ruffled skirts and cowgirl boots but feel more confident in having another boy.

I cannot go without mascara and lipgloss.

I am addicted to diet coke and Starbucks.

I love being barefoot.

I wish to meet, shop, have coffee, and laugh with all of my lovely blog friends.

*this post inspired by Little Miss Momma*

so what about you, friend?

*be sure to link back to this post and let me know if you choose to share "need to know" details about yourself! :)